Friday, October 16, 2009

Qasyrina tak kasi ayah hisap rokok ye…


Okeh…hari ni Petronas bercuti sebagai ganti kepada hari Deepavali yang jatuh pada hari Sabtu (ramai rakan-rakanku yang cemburu kepada Petronas yang terlalu baik terhadap staf-stafnya). So aku ditugaskan oleh wifeku (yang juga cemburu denganku) supaya menjaga Qasyrina selepas sembahyang Jumaat, kerana sejak pagi tadi kami tak yakin dgn kebolehan maid Indon yang menjadi bidan terjun mengasuh anak kami hari ini.



So tengah hari tadi aku ambil Qasyrina. Nampak macam ok je maid tu jaga. Aku bawak balik rumah. Seperti biasa, aku membuat lawak-lawak slapstik sambil cuba mengimitate suara wifeku bergurau senda dengan Qasyrina. Qasyrina nampaknya terhibur (satu kejayaan ni). Perutku pula berbunyi-bunyi tanda sedang kebuluran. Aku memutuskan untuk masak megi sahaja memandangkan kemalasan aku untuk ke restoran mamak berada pada tahap sangat kritikal. Qasyrina masih lagi rilek. Tenang bersantai di bouncing netnya. Aku pula kekenyangan. Aku bercadang untuk membuat air white coffee hazelnut panas sempena meraikan kejayaanku yang masih mampu membuat Qasyrina tidak menangis.


Tapi benar kata saintis, kafein yang terlarut pada air kopi mampu membangkitkan rasa ketagihan terhadap nikotin pada seorang perokok seperti aku. Disebabkan aku setuju dengan teori tersebut, aku berhasrat mahu ke balkoni menghisap rokok. Tak sempat aku bangun dari duduk, Qasyrina mengeluarkan bunyi2 tanda mahu melalak. Aku batalkan niat seketika. Aku dodoi dia, tidak berjaya. Tangisan mulai kuat. Aku pangku dia pula, masih tidak berjaya. Teriakan semakin kuat. Ketagihan semakin tidak terbendung.


Aku bawa dia ke dapur untuk membuat susu (jangan tak percaya). Aku suakan botol berisi 3 fl oz susu formula kepada Qasyrina. Qasyrina dengan rakusnya menyambar puting. Berjaya habis! Sekali lagi lubang hidungku kembang kempis akibat terlalu bangga dengan kehandalan diri sendiri membuat susu yang lazat berkrim.


Qasyrina kembali rilek. Sedangkan hatiku pula kembali pada niat asal yang murni, mahu menghisap rokok. Qasyrina dilihat menguap beberapa kali. Naluri bapa mithaliku mengatakan bahawa Qasyrina harus ditiduri dulu. Jadi aku memburpkan dia dulu sebelum meribanya. Tersendawa Qasyrina sekali. Lubang hidungku sudah mula letih kembang kempis. Mata Qasyrina semakin melayu. Senang Qasyrina lena petang ini, sangkaanku. Sambil meribanya, aku membuka laptop dan jariku sibuk menaip komen pada status rakan rakan di facebook. Confirm, Qasyrina dah tidur sekarang. Aku harus menceritakan pada wifeku tentang kejayaanku ini dengan nada takbur sekembalinya dia dari pejabat nanti.


Aku biarkan Qasyrina lena dipangkuanku selama kurang lebih 20 minit. Okeh, smoking time. Aku letakkan dia di tilam empuknya. Aiseh, dia buka mata la pulak. Silap aku juga kerana agak gopoh, kepalanya terkena jam tangan aku. Qasyrina kembali menangis. Aku pun terasa mahu menangis juga. Qasyrina tak kasik ayah hisap rokok ye. Aku dodoikan Qasyrina. Kepala Qasyrina melentok pada dadaku. Tangan kirinya pula seakan memeluk perutku. Seakan tidak membenarkan aku lepas darinya. Mustahil bayi berusia 2 bulan sudah tahu akan bahaya rokok terhadap ayahnya? Akalku memberi hujah logik.


Ketagihan sudah melampaui batas norma-norma kehidupan. Namun kasih sayang seorang bapa masih bertahta di atas. Aku kembali mendodoikan Qasyrina sambil mataku menjeling lesu pada kotak rokok yang berada di atas meja. Setelah 15 minit masa berlalu, mata Qasyrina menjadi kuyu semula. Aku nekad. Aku letak Qasyrina pada bouncing netnya. Lalu pantas aku mengambil kotak rokok itu dan berlari menuju ke balkoni. Sebatang rokok dinyalakan. Asap dihembus. Fuhhhh secara perlahan asap membentuk bulatan O hasil susah payah aku memuncungkan bibir. Nikmat tidak terperi. Mataku berkeliaran memerhatikan kanak-kanak dan aweks- aweks berbikini mandi swimming pool. Sambil itu pula telinga aku berjaga-jaga mengesan teriakan Qasyrina yang mungkin akan kedengaran pada bila bila masa. Tak sampai separuh rokok terbakar….


Uwek Uwek Uwek… tangisan Qasyrina berskala 55 decibel menenggelamkan bunyi percikan air kolam renang.


Ok Qasyrina…ayah datang! I’m coming, I’m coming…


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they say a World Cup without Messi and Argentina is unthinkable...but i think it is going to happen now...oh please don't make me cry for you Argentina...

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

gua baru tiba kl pukul 8 malam tadi...gua rasa jetlag...besok je la pergi beraya...penat nak mam...

Sunday, September 20, 2009

gua x sabar nak tunggu esok kerana esok hari raya, esok birthday gua, dan yang paling penting esok gua akan beraya buat pertama kalinya bersama isteri, anak dan famili mertua :)

Monday, August 31, 2009

mari menyambut ulangtahun kemerdekaan negara kita dengan menonton perlawanan bolasepak liga Inggeris...

Sunday, August 09, 2009

Lenny Nur Qasyrina bt Ahmad Razif


Alhamdulillah...grateful to God the Almighty for giving both of us last nite the greatest gift ever given called Lenny Nur Qasyrina bt Ahmad Razif






Friday, August 07, 2009

sedang menghitung detik menanti kehadiran sesorang (inshaAllah)...berdebar nih!

Sunday, July 26, 2009

R.I.P Kak Yasmin

we'll miss you...rest in peace kak yasmin...

Thursday, July 16, 2009

H.I.P MJ...


last nite i dreamt that Michael Jackson faked his death...he is not even dead! he is hiding with Saddam Hussein now...hide-in-peace Michael...

Saturday, February 07, 2009

Perak Turmoil

Ketika aku sedang begitu khusyuk mengikuti perkembangan terkini politik Perak menerusi Bernama TV, perhatianku teralih sejenak selepas mendengar wife aku di sebelah berkata

"akhirnya Zambry yang dapat pakai Camry"

haha that's funny...aku suka

Sunday, October 12, 2008

I just Khan believe this!


what a disgrace...honestly at the moment I'm still unsure whether to cry out loud or to burst out laughing...or maybe I should do both and die...

orang macam ni boleh dapat title Datuk?


(berita tentang mamat ni la yang telah membuatkan aku kembali go-blog setelah membiarkan blog ini terabai sekian lama)

cukup la...aku berharap sangat agar ini merupakan lawak berunsur politik terakhir yang aku dengari tahun ni...udah udah la tu

tak larat aku nak hadapi kenyataan bila dengar berita camni...

percayalah, 50 tahun akan datang, kita bakal menjadi bahan jenaka cucu cicit kita...kat manalah kita nak taruk muka kita masa tu...

kalau camtu, boleh la lepas ni aku nak mencadangkan agar kerajaan Melaka mengurniakan gelaran Tun pula kepada keempat empat anggota kumpulan Metallica...sebabnya bukan ke nama Metallica tu seakan akan sama dengan nama Melaka? secara sedar tak sedar mereka pun telah membantu mempromosikan negari Melaka...malah lagi hebat dari Shah Rukh Khan aku rasa...jangan kata peminat Bollywood je yang datang Melaka, peminat Metallica di Ecuador mahupun Zimbabwe pun akan datang melancong ke Melaka Bandar Bersejarah sambil jual jam...

err sebagai satu lagi penghargaan, kerajaan Melaka juga boleh mengurniakan gelaran Datuk Wira kepada Jason Newsted sebab melalui nama dia, ribuan metal fans kat San Diego California boleh mengenali Jasin yang juga terletak di Melaka...

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Thursday, July 19, 2007

Sunday, July 15, 2007

31 Ogos tahun ini genaplah 50 tahun kemerdekaan negara Malaysia...

Ingin tahu apa yang telah berjaya diukir oleh pemain bolasepak Malaysia sempena memperingati detik bersejarah negara kita ini?

dibelasah Uzbekistan 5-0

unik bukan? macam setan!

aku pergi ke stadium semalam.

but salute to all football-loving Malaysian fans who turned out kat stadium petang semalam. Tak ramai, tapi merekalah the best fan yang pernah aku jumpa. Melayu Cina India. Ketinggalan 3-0 pada separuh masa kedua, masih lagi memalu gendang tanpa henti...masih lagi melaung MAAALAYSIA! MAAALAYSIA! Tapi jelas nampak mereka kecewa. Sangat kecewa.

They just love their country, that's the reason why they were there last nite. Lads, you're all truly Malaysians!

Farking arsehole FAM!

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

satu lagi entry baru untuk kali ini...hehehe...

(wajarkah aku dilempang?)

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

satu entry baru untuk kali ini...yesss!!! dah pasni jangan membebel2 cakap aku tak update blog ye...bukannya dah genap setahun aku tak membloggingkan diri...baru 11 bulan...so kira ok la tu... : )

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

maybe these are the prizes i must pay for playing futsol and being part of the team that had made into finale...

betis lenguh, peha lenguh, kangkang lenguh, bontot lenguh, pinggang lenguh, perut senak, lengan lenguh, jalan terdengkang dengkot, tak larat nak naik tangga stesen LRT, tak larat nak pijak gear kereta, nak capai tangan amik file pun tak terdaya...monday dah start sakit, hari selasa makin teruk sakit, hari rabu dah ok sikit, thursday Alhamdulillah dah pulih seperti sedia kala...

'lepas abis game ko ada buat warm down tak?'

'err tak...'

'patut la...padan muka!'

SMKAKS Futsol Alumni 2006

Friday, June 09, 2006

i heard rumours somewhere that Sazzy Falak gets engaged...

tidakkkkkkkkkkk...

Saturday, June 03, 2006

world cup fever sudah bermula... it is not a big problem to postpone a wedding for the world cup...

Sunday, March 19, 2006

Tag 1

1. Three names you go by
a) ajib
b) razif
c) jibam

2. Three screen names you've had
a) therazifs
b) ajibon
c) razif_tediousness

3. Three things you like bout yourself
a) minat kat banyak bende yang kebanyakan orang lain tak minat
b) dapat peluang study jauh jauh
c) terlalu membenci pasukan Manchester United FC

4. Three things you don't like bout yourself
a) selalu buat keje last minute
b) tak pandai sangat jaga hati teman wanita
c) kadang kala agak kelam kabut sikit

5. Three parts of your heritage
a) bermain gitar macam ayah aku
b) bawak kereta rilek je macam ayah aku
c) minat banget The Beach Boys ikut mak aku

6. Three things that scare you (or mostly creeps you out)
a) orang jahat seperti pembunuh dan perompak mungkin boleh membunuh aku
b) kalau jumpa pak guard yang bawak senapang -kat supermarket ke kat kedai emas ke...ini la satu satunya fobia aku...slalunya aku akan lari atau beredar ke tempat lain
c) makanan yang ada ingredient E471 ataupun ramuan ramuan lain yang sebabi dan sekhinzir dengannye

7. Three of your everyday essential
a) makan bola tidur bola
b) The Star
c) Buletin Utama

8. Three things you're wearing right now
a) kain pelekat cap Gajah Duduk
b) t-shirt lusuh ada tulis 'girls rule'
c) boxer oren disebalik kain pelekat

9. Three of your favorite bands (or artist at the moment)
a) Radiohead
b) The Libertines
c) Damien Rice

10. Three of your favorite songs
a) Black Star - Radiohead
b) Say It Ain't So - Weezer
c) Fly Me To the Moon - Frank Sinatra

11. Three new things you'd like to try in the next 12 months
a) melancong ke Jakarta bersama Bert
b) mendalami secara terperinci ilmu tentang sosialis
c) terus belajar menjadi seorang manusia dewasa

12. Three things you want in a relationship (love included in the package)
a) rasa rindu
b) berada dalam pelukan
c) SMS

13. Two truths and a lie
a) aku bawak toyota unser, tapi tu ayah aku punye...
b) aku takde lesen motor
c) aku sunat masa aku form 5

14. Three people who have to take this quiz now or die painfully.
a)
b) nobody
c)

4 Jobs I Had In My Life
1. Cleaner di UK
2. Clerk di Jabatan Pendidikan Negeri Selangor masa tunggu result SPM
3. Cashier di Jusco
4. Account Executive baru baru ni

Four Movies I Could Watch Over and Over
1. Steel Magnolias
2. The Godfather 2
3. American Beauty
4. Schindler's List

Four TV Shows I love To Watch
1. Puteri

2. Oggy and the Cockroaches
3. The Seinfield
4. Sex and the City

Four Places I've Lived
1. Shah Alam 1981-1987
2. Meru (1987 until now)
3. beberapa dorm asrama putera di SMKA Kuala Selangor (1994-1998)
4. Preston UK (2003-2005)

Four Places I've Been On Vacation To
1. Edinburgh
2. Prague, Czech Republic
3. Oban
4. Pulau Tioman

Four Places I'd Rather Be In
1. in my room playing Championship Manager
2. Brixton Academy London tengok concert Damien Rice
3. syurga
4. no 10 Downing Street

Four of My Favorite Foods
1. apa apa je boleh kot asalkan bukan ikan
2. pisang goreng yang jual petang petang tepi jalan
3. Nasi + ayam goreng + kuah madu Restoran Hakim
4. chillie cheese burger

Four Websites I Visit Daily
1. this blog
2. blog rakan rakan
3. soccernet.com
4. bbc.co.uk

Four Victims To Do this Tag
1. no victims at all
2.
3.
4

Thursday, March 02, 2006

bangun dari tidur, aku duduk di katil
mengenangkan peristiwa yang telah berlaku semalam...

di bilik mandi, ketika sedang menggosok sabun di badan,
aku cuba mengingatkan kembali butir butir perbualan yang kami tuturkan...

selesai mandi, ketika mengenakan pakaian,
baru aku tersedar,
dan betul betul sedar,
bahawa aku sudah tidak dimilikinya lagi...

selepas memberi salam solat subuh, tangan bertadah, aku mahukan kekuatan, kalau sedikit pun tak mengapa... itu sahaja...

Sunday, February 05, 2006

Perbualan Pendek 2 Orang Penyokong Selangor FC

Friday, February 3rd

treet...treet... (bunyi deringan handphone model lama)

aku : hello...
aran : hello! ko kat mane ni?
aku : kat umah, baru balik keje...
aran : ooo... ingat nak ajak ko minum... minum jom? ada Kacap Yazid ngan Siput...
aku : hmm malas kot... (sambil berfikir samade nak pergi ke tak)
aran : ooo kalau camtu takpe la...
aku : eh jap jap... weekend ni ape program?
aran : takde ape kot... nothing... nape?
aku : taknak tengok game Selangor - Pahang besok?
aran : ah malas la... aku kan sokong selangor time Selangor kuat je...
(kedua dua gelak berdekah dekah)
aran : team aku kan satu je... Liverpool...
aku : err aku dulu lahir kat PJ
aran : hahaha... cis! tu nak kata ko sokong MPPJ la tu...
aku : hahaha biasalah...
aran : aku plak lahir kat KL... team Selangor tu pun aku tak kenal...
aku : ye la tu...
aran : hahaha ok lah...
aku : orait orait selamat minum...

untuk pengetahuan kepada sesiapa yang tak berapa faham sangat dialog kat atas tu, ataupun tak mengikuti perkembangan bolasepak negara, pada ketika ini pasukan Selangor sedang berada di tangga tercorot Liga Super, manakala pasukan MPPJ sedang megah berada di persada tahta teratas liga... Standetla, mana pernah dalam sejarah bolasepak tempatan, penyokong berduyun duyun memenuhi stadium bila pasukan mereka sedang terperusuk di tangga tercorot liga, atau asyik kalah je... orang orang macam kami ni la yang meneruskan tradisi ni...sungguh menyedihkan...teruk betul perangai...

hehehe perbualan kat atas tu kitorang just gurau gurau je... walaupun team Selangor FC tengah hampeh sekarang ni, namun Selangor FC tetap satu satunya pasukanku sampai mati... VIVA SELANGOR!!! Selangor bes... (sambil ada nada nada semangat kenegerian ala ala racist ngan negeri lain...hehehe takdela, gurau je...)

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

dulu, sebelum dapat kerja, hari cuti terasa kosong dan berlalu begitu saja...ape taknye, setiap hari aku bercuti...bangun tido lambat, baca paper, surfing internet, main game, lepak kedai mamak, merayau rayau sekeliling bandar, tengok wayang, berborak, itulah rutin seharian yang akan parah jika dibiarkan begitu lama...

sekarang, selepas dapat kerja, hari cuti yang diberi seperti sekarang ni terasa amat indah sekali...setiap masa setiap saat setiap ketika terasa mahu dihargai sepenuhnya...lebih lebih lagi bila sebahagian masa telah diluangkan bersama insan tersayang...semua aktiviti terasa mahu dilakukan...hinggakan pernah aku berhasrat untuk berpiknik sambil bermain gitar di tepi pantai...berlagu sambil mendengar desiran ombak di persisir pantai...nyamannya...

esok, kembali bekerja semula...oh tidak!

Saturday, January 21, 2006

Seluar Dalam

aku sudah mula pandai membeli seluar dalam sendiri ketika aku berada di tingkatan 3... aku dulu duduk kat hostel... semasa aku form 1 dan form 2, walaupun ketika itu aku cuba berimej seorang otai sekolah dengan memakai seluar sekolah tempah boot cut 19 inci di bawah, still parents aku yang diharapkan untuk membeli seluar dalam aku... bukan bermakna ketika itu aku tak suka pakai seluar dalam, cuma aku tak berapa ambik kisah sangat sebab benda alah kecik itu memang selalu tersedia ada untuk aku...


baru baru ni semasa aku membawa mak dan adik aku bershopping di Tesco, dan membiarkan mereka bershopping berdua bersama troli troli mereka, aku berjalan seorang diri cuba mencari sehelai boxer untuk dibeli... aku melintasi department seluar dalam yang berada bersebelahan dengan longgokan boxer boxer... aku berhenti sebentar di situ, “dah lama tak beli spender” getus hatiku... ada macam macam brand... Depi, Crocodile, Hush Puppies... aku mengambil sekotak set seluar dalam untuk kuamati harganya... errkk? RM16.90? biar betul? 4 helai seluar dalam hanya RM16.90? apesal murah sangat? Dulu masa sekolah dulu pun 4 helai dah RM20... brand yang sama... tu harga 10 tahun lepas... baru aku tersedar, kenapa sekarang ni macam takde kenaikan harga seluar dalam...

apa yang telah terjadi pada industri seluar dalam negara kita? atau industri global, secara amnya...

Image hosting by Photobucketadakah industri seluar dalam kita berfahaman sosialis? mesra rakyat? mungkinkah kita mendapat bantuan subsidi kewangan dari kerajaan seperti minyak petrol? itu perkara mustahil... tak mungkin juga seluar dalam termasuk dalam list barangan kawalan macam gula dan beras... bayang la, harga cili naik, harga minyak naik, harga batu bata naik, harga teh tarik naik, tambang bas sekolah naik, harga ikan naik, tapi harga seluar dalam tak berubah, malah mungkin menurun...

tak terpikir pun apa sebab yang sebenarnya...

apa apa pun, tahniah kepada pengeluar seluar dalam, kerana tak penah membebankan pembeli dan pengguna... barang essential seperti seluar dalam ni memang tak sepatutnya berlaku kenaikan harga... diharapkan pekebun dan peraih cili dan sayur dapat mengambil panduan dan langkah yang sama dalam hal ni... kalau kenaikan harga minyak dijadikan alasan untuk menaikkan harga cili dan sayur, pikirkanlah bahawa pengeluar seluar dalam juga turut merasai bebanan harga minyak kerana mereka perlu menghantar seluar dalam dari kilang ke pembekal atau ke supermarket... dengan erti kata lain, they also have the same burden to be dealt with... so mungkin ada kewajaran disitu...

kerana itu juga kita tidak pernah melihat ada peniaga menjual seluar dalam bundle di pasar...

(hehehe kalau tak wajar pun, anggapla aku just merepek je kat sini... memang iye pun...)

Monday, December 12, 2005

so, what am i doing now? working? Or still attending interview session? well, those two things are not important now because at this moment i'm so busy managing Valencia CF... this is my second season with the club... we have already won the UEFA cup and the runners-up in Spanish Primera Liga (SPL) last season... full with talented youngster, to date my team is cruising 18 matches unbeaten run and we are now at the top of the SPL this season with the maximum points... we are going to be invincible... i’m sure Mr Vicente Del Bosque and Mr Rafael Benitez were incapable to do that in the past... and i heard that Mr Florentino Perez is getting envy with what i have achieved so far... day by day he grows his jealousy upon me... searching for someone to manage the ageing galacticos of Real Madrid CF? your team still don’t have a manager right? why don’t you come and get me, you bastard!!! hehehe... otherwise you can give the task to other person, and i would like to recommend you Mr Siput, a good manager that will send your team straight to the bottom of the relegation zone, and quickly into bankruptcy as well... similar with what he has done to his current Villareal team... hehehe tak gitu Put?

Saturday, December 10, 2005

i’m too lazy for my blog... i'm too lazy to write something as an entry for this blog... it does not to say that i’ve lost the interest anymore on blogging...but it just a kind of laziness that spreading all over my body, especially inside my head... i don’t have a good mood that can give me strength, make me able to write, to think further, or at least something that can encourage me.

i'm spending 3 or 4 hours in front of the computer everyday... playing the newest edition (the newest 'addiction', to be precise) of Football Manager (FM 2006), downloading songs from mirc, browsing internet, browsing blogs, exploring google earth (i can see my house from above), lots more... and still i cant find a little time to come up with something in this blog.

there’s so much to talk, so much to discuss, and in fact there are a few topics and issues that i have in mind and i want to point them all here...

1) Bambang Pamungkas
2) Karnival Sure Heboh
3) Dr Mahathir's point of view
4) Manchester United vs Benfica
5) ketidakselesaan semasa bershopping
6) spender lelaki
7) Ginga

just to name a few... actually i’ve got lots of crap stuff... but again i repeat, i am too lazy to publish anything in this blog... and many of them are now forgotten and gone disappeared... how bad my memory is...

and i found that it is not only me who has this problem... people keep asking me and words that are often heard... "wei update arr pemalas" "tutup je la blog ko tu" always been replied by some typical excuses... "alah aku malas arr" "aku takde bende la nak cite"

i remember aran responded me... "alah, susah susah ko tulis perkataan 'ehem' je kat blog ko tu... kan dah jadi satu entry"

hehehe boleh je kalau nak buat camtu... tapi nanti korang jugak yg hangin kang...

alah, nanti aku update la ye... hehehe...

Thursday, October 13, 2005

ehem...

terima kasih kawan kawanku kerana anda masih sudi melayari blog saya ini... walaupun ketiadaan entry baru...

walaupun hampir sebulan blog ni terabai...

walaupun zahirnya kelihatan blog ini sepi, tapi masih dipenuhi oleh jeritan jeritan kalian semua...

bes bes... kalian memang bes...

terdapat juga banyak pertanyaan misteri dan provokasi tersirat yang telah membuatkan saya tersenyum seorang diri, membuatkan saya berasa kelu untuk berkata kata... lalu mengambil keputusan untuk membisu seribu bahasa...

kelu untuk berkata kata... hehehe...

banyak mahu diceritakan, tetapi ketiadaan masa... saya sangat kesibukan sekarang ni... ditambah pula dengan kehilangan kemudahan broadband di rumah... terpaksa berjalan kaki ke universiti untuk melangkah masuk ke alam siber ini...

saya juga kehilangan kemahiran untuk menulis... idea bercambah di kepala, tetapi tidak mampu dibicarakan di sini...

tidak tahu mengapa...

oh ye,
isnin ini saya akan kembali menjadi warganegara Malaysia sepenuhnya...

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

hari ini, saya sudah boleh berkata kepada semua orang bahawa saya sekarang ini sudah berusia 24 tahun...

Thursday, September 01, 2005

Owen The Lad

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"I don't want sympathy. I'm going to be running out to play football in front of more 50000 of the country's most passionate fans next week"
-£17m Michael Owen-
Howay The Lads...



err jom kita borak pasal Chelsea jom? boring boring ni, mengumpat diorang pun best gak ni... hehehe...

aku dapat rasakan dalam masa 10 tahun mendatang ni, Chelsea hanya akan tinggal nama... hmm please do not ask me why, because i also got no idea what i am saying... but arrgghh seriously i can't stand Chelski now... Chelski could be the next Leeds United!!! Chelski will bankrupt!!! diorang akan lingkup!!! kepada semua penyokong Chelski di luar sana (termasuk mereka yang tetibe je last season sokong Chelski), korang tunggu la satu hari nanti... sementara ni bergembiralah kalian puas puas... harharhar...

the club will be a part of football history where the owner, chief executive and the manager have spent ridiculously on players that initially could be grabbed much cheaper if other clubs buy them, Arsene Wenger also has mentioned this before... in 2003/04, the club reported the biggest loss in the history of football -£88 million... they are just spending, spending, spending and yet the club still unable to make money... in other words, they are still struggling to recoup the expenditure with income earned...

imagine what will happen to Chelsea if Roman Abramovich suddenly feel bored and uninterested with football... if he can put million of pounds just for fun, he can also easily leave Chelsea, for fun too... money can't always buy satisfaction...

Scoot Parker dah lama blah, Smertin plak pindah pegi Charlton, Jiri Jarosik tak sampai 6 bulan kat Chelsea dah blah pegi Birm City, last week Tiago plak pindah pegi Lyon... si Geremi tu pulak since last year kata nak keluar Chelsea... Arjen Robben tuhari dah criticise Mourinho punye rotation sytem... lepas ni aku berani bet, dengan kemasukan Shaun Wright-Phillips, Michael Essien (aku rasa dia ni takdela power mana, biasa je) dan Asier Del Horno, confirm Joe Cole ngan Wayne Bridge pun akan chow sekali lepas ni... korang tengok la masa lawan Arsenal tuhari, kelibat Joe Cole langsung takde dalam dug-out (eventhough game game lepas tu dia ade main dan scored)... tapi 2 pemain ni mesti dah terpikir peluang diorang nak main untuk World Cup nanti akan semakin terjejas kalau tak dapat nak main regularly starting from now on...

again without a doubt, money can't buy satisfaction... bayar la gaji diorang banyak mana pun, objektif utama kebanyakan top class footballer cuma satu je -nak main bola...

nampaknye Chelski menukar pemain bolasepak sesuka hati sama seperti Jose Mourinho menukar seluar dalam dia setiap pagi...

tapi pelik gak, kenapa ramai player tergedik gedik sangat nak masuk Chelsea... best sangat ke?

however, check out the article written by my favourite footballer-blogger
Aki Riihilathi... i found it on his website a couple a months ago... despite of the superior purchasing power and Mourinho's style of boring 'long ball' tactic throughout the game, there are a few elements to show the positive side of Chelsea FC... it is always interesting to read the opinion from someone like him, who desperately tried to score against Chelsea last season...

"Swiss banks, tele-operators’ customer service, Chelsea’s goal, these are the most protected things in the world, nobody can get through"

yeah i agree with this article... Petr Cech is one of the most outstanding goalkeepers in the world... yes i admit he is at the moment... but i would like to remind you, some howlers are yet to come... and i love to see it, seriously love to see it...

(Aki Riihilathi is a Finnish footballer currently playing for Crystal Palace... if you follow the EPL (last season) closely, then i'm sure you knew him... and he also has a cool website too...)

Thursday, August 18, 2005

kena marah ngan mak lagi...

masa aku darjah satu

"mak, tadi teacher cakap bladiful. tu ape maknenye mak?"

"heppp! mane ajib belajar perkataan bloody fool tu?"

"tak tau tadi, teacher zaharah cakap macam tu banyak banyak kali kat budak depan meja ajib. dia marah budak tu"


seingat aku, tak lama lepas tu mak aku datang sekolah dan sound teacher zaharah tu...


13 years ago

"Ultraman Taro lagi terel dari Ultraman Leo la. ko tengok la power dia kat sini" (ujarku sambil mencampakkan kad daun terup ultraman kat farok, member aku)

"ajib ngan faiz ni tak malu ke kat farok tu? kan mak dah penat bagitau, jgn sebut perkataan terer tu. terer tu kan maksud dia jahat...bla bla bla..."



yesterday

"ntah la mak. sekarang ni terasa mcm dah boring gile duk UK ni. orang dah macam tak tau nak bu......"

"ajib cuba jgn biasakan cakap gile gile tu. tu doa tu tau. kenape la ajib suka sangat cakap gile tu. budak budak kat rumah ni pun sama. please, stop using that word again... tukar jadi 'sangat'...boring sangat, bukan boring gile..."

hehehe kene marah lagi...

Thursday, August 11, 2005

perihal minyak

Image hosted by Photobucket.comlast week the government announced that the petrol price was up; 10 sen a litre for petrol and 20 sen for diesel -just 2 months after the previous increase...

the reason for the increase is to reduce the government subsidy, which are currently amounted to RM6 billion... so now the government could save up to RM1 billon with the new price... err i guess everyone has already knew that...

hmm...

i remember the time when i left Petronas station in Meru on Sept 10 2003, the price was RM1.30 per litre... now the price is RM1.58; my obligation soon to have an additional 28 sen the next time when i'm going to the same petrol station again... but that one is for 1 litre, how about 30 litres? how much i need to pay for the same quantity of litres?

oraite, lets do some calculation... here we make a comparison, based on my weekly consumption on petrol... normally in Malaysia, i spent RM35 petrol expenses per week for my daily commute to the classes and to go out berfoya foya...(sekali isi je... biar kasik full tank terus, stok seminggu)

2 years ago, with RM35 paid i got 26.923 litres... but now it worth only 21.875 litres...

look, i will lose 5.048 litres... the lost quantity that is sufficient enough for a return drive from Klang to KL, i reckon...

people in malaysia may get used to it quickly, as the price was increased gradually... but for me, a change from RM1.30 straight to RM1.58 per litre is quite significant... i might be shocked! remembering the litres i got 2 years ago... surely that's alot of money i need to prepare soon...

but instead of muttering and complaining for something that we are not absolutely able to avoid, better we start creating the solutions and plan for some changes in our lives... maybe some of them are not easy to do, but other people in other countries have already proved it and they are simply applying it right now... so why can't we do the same way for our sake, and for the sake of future generations? stop wasting and reduce the consumption of oil, as well as other energy sources (electricty and water), recycling, stop wasting food, sharing vehicle, stop making polutions... err what else? so many things la... those that are associated with oil and gas, in order to prevent the situation from getting worse...Image hosted by Photobucket.com


like the Deputy Prime Minister said that Malaysia could not able to export the crude oil anymore in 19 years time, because the oil reserves are now diminishing... i think everyone should start to worry with that fact and think about it... it may happen much sooner than we could possibly anticipate... all we need to do is make sure that the crude oil will lasting more than it was expected... because 19 years is just a short period of time... and the year 2024 is not too far away... hoping in the future, we have already found the alternatives to oil and gas...

maybe at that time i'm sending my children to school by bicycle since it require only my energy to pedal up, or we can use water extracted from air longkang or Sungai Klang to run our car engines...

who knows? hehehe...

and now i'm waiting for another increase...it might happen very soon...

Thursday, August 04, 2005

balik kot...

i feel a bit dizzy, and all i wanna think of is to go back to Malaysia... for some strong reason it is no good for me to stay here any longer, and i'm not going to waste my time in here anymore than i have to... tired of doing nothing, getting nothing and being useless...

yeah finally i've made the decision...

thanks to those who concern about me, who keep giving advices and supporting me... man i can't find the solutions and solve it alone without the helps of you guys... many thanks... hopefully it will turned into a damn real right decision...

hmm i think this is the right time to start packing and fitting some of my stuff into the luggages...

hmm...

tinggalkan laptop kejap, nak mengemas sikit...

Thursday, July 28, 2005

Rosli Yang Cemas...

Pada penghujung wawancara, Rosli dengan perlahan menanyakan kami, “Off The Edge ini, banyak orang Melayu baca tak?”

“Ade jugak. Campur-campur le.”

“Oh,” angguk Rosli. Dia kelihatan bimbang.

quotes taken from Sun2Surf, click here to read the full interview of Ayah Pin...

(Rosli, former Def-Gab-C drummer who is now the spokesman of Ayah Pin)

i found myself laughing out loud for every answer given by Ayah Pin...hahaha what a joke!!! this old man is absolutely bloody ridiculous... but seriously its so funny...

hmm aku teringin sgt nak tau sape Rosli aka Lee Space ni... nak sangat tengok muka dia... mesti aku boleh recognise... pasal aku selalu gak tengok muka anggota band Def-Gab-C ni (kat tv ngan majalah) cuma tak kenal yang mane satu... penyanyi je yang aku kenal sorang...

kat sini aku taruk gambar band Def-Gab-C ni... boleh tak sesape bagitau aku yg mane satu Lee Space?

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err kejap, ni Def-Gab-C ke Glay? hehehe...

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Kuliah Cinta

baru saje lepas menonton filem Kuliah Cinta... cerita pasal sekumpulan pelajar-pelajar spastik yang menuntut kat UPM... sekarang baru la aku faham kenape bebudak kat UPM hangin ngan filem ni... kalau aku, jangan kata universiti, kalau tadika aku pun jadik lokasi cerita camni confirm aku hangin satu badan gak...

takde langsung nilai intelektual yang boleh diharapkan dalam filem ni...

berapa bintang? err untuk filem ni, aku kasik 5 juta bintang begemerlapan berlanggaran antara satu sama lain dan 9 bijik planet terkeluar dari orbit masing masing... -maknanye disaster la... hehehe...


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Sepet Menang!

yeyy Sepet menang Filem Terbaik Festival Filem Malaysia ke-18... congratulations to you Yasmin Ahmad...

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Sepet best...

Saturday, July 16, 2005

Turkish Delight...

Magpieswhat do you feel when your favourite player joined your beloved team... it is like a dream comes true, innit? nothing makes me happy, even i didn't imagine this could happen before... EMRE BELOZOGLU IS FINALLY RECRUITED AS A NEW TOON ARMY... he will playing for Newcastle United next season...

Emre is a Turkish international midfielder having previously played for Galatasaray and Inter Milan... and he's still 25 years old... i think he's the most talented footballer in Turkey along with Hakan Sukur (anybody remember him? girls, not Ilhan Mansiz...) i rated him highly back in the year 2000, after i watching his action when Galatasaray Turkey defeated Arsenal in the UEFA Cup finale... yeah i still remember that match... later he moved to Nerazzurri, but since i rarely watching Serie A (just 5 or 6 games a season), so i had a very little opportunity to watch him play at the San Siro...

then during the 2002 World Cup, i saw the real Emre Belozoglu... his dribbling and unpredictable skills that have impressed me most... he was the major reason why Turkey perform so briliantly during that campaign... Emre is a very skillful left midfielder and he's got the ability to make the defenders helpless and look like fools... just watch his actions soon...

Aran and Kacap, err Mohamed Sissoko? who the hell is he? i've never heard of him before... hehehe...

hmm Kieron Dyer, Jermain Jenas, Scott Parker, Hugo Viana, James Milner, Zogbia, and now with Emre, that is probably a bunch of the strongest (if not, promising) midfielders in the Premier League... err did i mention Nicky Butt and Amdy Faye? hehehe sorry... these lads surely can enjoy the matches from the dug-out next season...

i hope Souness will get a new forward soon... Saviola or Robbie Keane would be a good signing (or better get them both...) even Fabrizio Miccoli would do as well... ...Fabrizio Miccoli maybe their wage demands could be the stumbling block... Newcastle United is a rich club though, so it doesnt matter how much quid they'll ask... for the defenders, go get Matthew Upson or hijack other clubs' bid for Gabriel Milito... oh please do not buy Anelka... he's a good stiker indeed, but i'm tired of hearing all the problems created by him... if not, better put Bellamy and Robert back in the squad...

Howay the lads...

Thursday, July 14, 2005

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bakal angkasawan kah aku? hehehe...(macam tak logik je...)

Saturday, July 09, 2005

London - jubilation turns to horror
(and it happened in less than 24 hours...)

06 July 2005
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celebrations as London won the bid for the 2012 Olympic...

07 July 2005
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terrorist's bomb blast destroyed a bus...

Wednesday, July 06, 2005

sakit gigi...
dah 4 malam tido sambil menderita mengerang kesakitan...

dah berbelas belas bijik ibuprofen tablets ditelan, dah bergelen gelen air garam dikumur kumur, dah banyak bijik cengkih dikemam (siap ada yg tertelan masuk dlm tekak, dah jadi satu kes lain -tercekik cengkih...)

pegi Boots beli headbrush baru untuk power toothbrush, saje nak sedapkan hati gigi gigi ni...

tapi hari ni terasa kurang sikit sakitnya...harap kesakitan ni akan hilang dan berkekalan selama lamanya...

agenda utama yg perlu dilaksanakan bila balik Malaysia nanti, cepat cepat jumpe dentist...(sebenarnye aku ni dari kecik sampai sekarang takut nak jumpe dentist...dah sampai tahap fobia teruk dah...) ahh persetankan sifat fobia itu...tak sanggup aku nak melalui penderitaan ni sekali lagi...

Friday, June 24, 2005

Alhamdulillah...i've finished and completed my 2 years mission today...phew! what a relief...

and without any worries in my head, now its time to go to bed and spend more time with my beloved duvet...it deserves more affection from me...beddie time! hehehe...

wei jangan jangan! supposely from now on i should start to work and earn some money...

but the thing is, for the past few weeks what i have been doing is walking around the city and carrying my CV...plus attending some not-so-good interviews...

Preston used to be the place where you can easily find a job, but not at the moment...don't know why...and i'm still searching...

hmm camne ni..? pening gak kepala hotak ni...takpe, teruskan mencari...


anyway today i have something to cheer about...yeah, i love this feeling indeed...

"aku gembira"

and i couldn't ask for more...Alhamdulillah...

Monday, June 20, 2005

Mawi...
seorang member aku kat Down Under Image hosted by Photobucket.comade memperdengarkan kat aku lagu Dari Kekasih Untuk Kekasih hasil nyanyian Mawi...erk siapa Mawi? err aku rasa semua org dah tau kot sape dia ni...bukankah satu Malaysia sedang dilanda Tsumawi skrg ni? nama Mawi ni pun memang sudah tidak asing lagi bagi aku...pasal banyak cite pasal dia sering aku baca kat blog blog (selain dari blog Sultan Muzaffar)

tapi baru hari ni aku berpeluang melihat persembahan Mawi setelah aku mendownload video kat www.mawifc.com ...memula aku ingatkan ini website team bola...pasal ade 'fc' kat hujung tu...

hmm suara dia sedap gak...ok la...husky ala ala Dave Grohl gitu...hehehe...

tapi yg sleknye dia ni memanjang asyik tersilap lirik je...tak silap aku 2 lagu dia terlupa lirik...lagu Jamal Abdillah ngan lagu Hattan...pelik gak, camne leh sampai terlupa lirik?

paling bes tengok expressi muka Hattan masa si Mawi tu tersilap lirik...kelihatan Hattan berasa sungguh sedih sekali...bak kata Nora kat aku, muka Hattan merenyuk gile...hahaha betul tu...


nak tengok? click here...

juara tilawah...
ooo berdasarkan dari ape yg aku baca, rupenye dia ni dulu juara tilawah kat Johor...serta merta aku terbayang kalau junior aku kat skolah dulu, si Tugiman tu masuk Akademi Fantasia...dia tu pun dulu juara tilawah gak, sama mcm si Mawi tu...hehehe (nasib baik ko tak masuk AF ni Tugiman...kalau ko masuk sanggup aku balik Malaysia skrg ni, untuk berSMS mempertahankan ko...hahaha)

hmm selain itu, dia juga mempunyai satu hobi yg sama seperti Kacap, bermain sepak takraw...(hehehe saje je aku kaitkan ko Kacap ngan si Mawi ni...)

aku tak minat...
aku bersyukur kerana berada dlm kelompok minoriti rakyat Malaysia yg tak dilanda demam Akademi Fantasia...

seumur hidup aku, aku tak penah tengok lagi Akademi Fantasia ni...sebabnya? there are 3 main reasons...first pasal kat umah aku dulu takde ASTRO (ayah aku tak kasik subscribe, walaupun mak aku dah dpt offer ASTRO free tuhari) second, memang aku tak brape minat sgt dgn rancangan2 camni...last skali, lokasi aku skrg ni mmg tak mengizinkan aku utk menonton AF ni, melainkan la kalau ia ade tersiar di BBC...

one more thing, aku kekurangan satu criteria utk melayakkan diri aku menjadi peminat AF ni -aku tak memiliki mobile phone utk berSMS...

Mawi FC t-shirt...
err ade sesape nak beli t-shirt Mawi? kalau nak beli boleh la berkunjung kat sini...murah je, RM15 satu...(eh ni apesal aku tetiba nak promote si Mawi ni plak?) hehehe nasib baik website ni tak accept credit card...kalau tak dah lama aku beli...hehehe...

Thursday, June 02, 2005

Sejarah Mungkin Berulang...
pagi tadi saje aku selak selak suratkhabar last week (The Sun)
terbaca balik satu article ni...hmm quite interesting...macam tak sangka plak kebetulan bende2 ni boleh terjadi secara serentak...

spooky...or what?

in 1981...
1) Prince Charles got married (dgn Princess Diana)
2) Corrie's Ken and Deirdre got married
3) There was a new Doctor Who
4) Liverpool won 17 games and finished 5th
5) Norwich and Cristal Palace were both relegated
6) Liverpool won the European Cup

in 2005...
1) Prince Charles got married (dgn makcik bernama Camilla Parker Bowles)
2) Corrie's Ken and Deirdre got married (abaikan saje point ni...aku pun tak tau sape diorang ni...agaknye watak2 dlm soap Coronation Street kot)
3) There was a new Doctor Who (rancangan tv kat sini)
4) Liverpool won 17 games and finished 5th
5) Norwich and Cristal Palace were both relegated
6) Liverpool won the European Cup

hehehe pelik bukan?

err ni aku nak tambah satu lagi fact...
in 1981... razif was born
in 2005... razif is 24
(weh weh ni pun bole jadik point gak ke?)

Saturday, May 28, 2005

LIVERPOOL'S HOMECOMING PARADE

St George's Hall, Liverpool...phew i just can't express in words what a great place this was today...sooo exciting!!! it is a packed sea of red...there were more than a million Kopites lined the streets, according to the newspapers, so imagine how crowded it is...some of them climbed lamp posts, roof top and traffic lights just want to get the better view...Liverpool flags and scarves are everywhere...pergh belum penah lagi aku merasakan atmosfera sebegini hebat...keluar je dari Lyme Street station aku terus berlari kearah crowd...seronok sangat...and we are shouting, singing, chanting and waving...

surely it will be a precious moment to remember for my entire life...something beyond my wildest dreams, that i dreamed of since i was a kid...
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and as a bonus, i learned a new chant today...
"oh when the reds, go marching in...oh when the reds go marching in...i want to be in that number...oh when the reds go marching in..."
(melodi dia sebijik cam lagu 'Dato Mazlan Harun' yg dinyanyikan oleh penyokong2 Selangor awal tahun 90an dulu...hehehe mesti korang tau lagu tu kan?)
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finally about half past 9, (kata pukul 8 setengah...janji melayu betul la diorang ni) the bus that bring all the liverpool players arrived...nak jadi cerita, bas tu elok je lalu dekat ngan aku...bes gile...ingatkan sebelum tu area tempat aku berdiri tu tak strategik...muka first skali yg aku spot Didi Hamann...pastu nampak la Hyppia, Carragher, Kewell, Traore, Josemi, Ciise, Luis Garcia...aku terasa mcm nak histeria taim tu gak, tapi memandangkan awek2 kat sebelah aku tu pun tak histeria so terpaksalah aku kawal perasaan aku hehehe...tapi Gerard aku x nampak...maybe dia kat sebelah kanan bas tu kot...
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special shirt to celebrate this parade...the seller told me that the shirts were printed early this morning....elok je siap baju ni, diorang terus jual...hehehe aku dah terasa mcm beli pisang goreng plak...£10...hmm berkira2 gak aku nak beli masa tu...ahh beli je la...pasni kat mane lagi nak carik baju camni, betul tak? (jgn ade jual kat ebay udah)
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err...are u watching, Man United? (hehehe saje bakar bakar penyokong setan merah...)



Thursday, May 26, 2005

THE INCREDIBLE KINGS OF EUROPE

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were u there last nite? nak tau tak? we were 3-0 down at the break...but we came back and fight...akhirnya kami menang...and we lift the trophy...our 5th european cup/champions league trophy...cayalah...what a night! what a match! what a remarkable comeback!!!

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"how could I leave after night like that?"
-captain fantastic Stevie G-


yeah! besok InsyaAllah maybe aku turun Liverpool...nak tgk homecoming parade and celebrate the victory...tadi kat tv cakap besok diorang balik dari Istanbul...yeyyy bes bes...akan ku tambah sebuah lagi memori sebagai seorang penyokong Liverpool FC sejak berumur 7 tahun...

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Champions League 2005 Finale

The Rossoneri vs The Reds

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You'll Never Walk Alone

when you walk through a storm...
hold your head up high...
and don't be afraid of the dark...
at the end of a storm...
there's a golden sky...
and the sweet silver song of a lark...

walk on through the wind...
walk on through the rain...
though your dreams be tossed and blown...
walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart...
and you'll never walk alone...

walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart...
and you'll never walk alone...
you'll never walk alone...

FORZA LIVERPOOL FC...yeahhh!!! maybe u are not a big favourite against Milan...but for a big match like this, i'm sure u can win it, lift the trophy and bring the beginning of success to all the Kopites...

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(pics were taken in my room)

Friday, May 20, 2005

exam is finished...
nak tau tak, ade 2 bende yg buat aku jeles dan cemburu ngan member2 aku yg takde exam baru baru ni?

1) bile aku ke kitchen buat nescafe kul 3 pagi, aku nampak member aku tgh tido sambil tv terpasang... dan bile aku nak mandi kul 9 pagi, aku tengok member aku tu still tido lagi...aaa jeles banget gue...sesungguhnya tido itu amatlah indah...

2) dan bile aku lalu bilik member aku, aku terdengar bunyi "syrrriiinnnggg..." (bunyik YM calling) dari bilik dia...owh tidak...sudah sekian lama aku merindukan bunyi itu...

tetapi skrg aku tidak jeles lagi...psl aku dah abis exam yeyyy...skrg aku boleh bantai tido sampai kul 1 tgh hari...yeyyy...pasni aku nk download balik CM4 (aka game klik-klik mouse) masuk dlm laptop aku...pastu layan PS2 sampai bil karen melambung hehehe...kawan kawan, silalah buzz YM aku...aku sungguh available skrg ni...hehehe...

Monday, May 02, 2005

Selamat Hari Pekerja
aku dpt 3 wai em messages member2 aku kasik...

aidil_diy (11:36:36 AM): selamat hari pekerja!!!!!!!!

vtecsiput (6:10:05 AM): kehkehkeh hampas lu! woi gua baca manifesto labour party, diorg nk naikkan national minimum wages to £5.10.....pehh ni yg buat gua nak jd full time cleaner ni kehkehkehkeh

ijaz (8:36:55 PM): ...........dimana bumi dipijak, disitu mop dan penyapu dijunjung..(emoticon org gelak guling guling)

hahaha...aku tak tau ape motif diorang kasik message2 ni...tak pasti samade diorang tgh sewel akibat tensen nak exam ataupun diorang ni mmg suka dan berbesar hati menjadi seorang cleaner...hahaha...takdela, aku gurau je...

a'ah, smalam pun aku baca Labour Party punye manifesto tu...kalau diorang menang election 5 may ni, diorang nak increase the adult rate of National Minimum Wage to £5.00+++ (tak sure exact amount dia brape) wah cayalah!!! ni yang buat aku sayang kat Encik Tony Blair ni...hahaha buleh blahhh!!!

Friday, March 25, 2005

Sembilu 2005
Secara tidak sengaja terbaca satu article ni kat Harian Metro...article pasal filem Sembilu 2005...asalnya nak baca James Lee (The Beautiful Washing Machine) punye interview je...


"Pengisian ceritanya, Salina (Hetty) dan Vince (Vince) adalah pelajar tingkatan enam yang digilai pelajar sekolah. Bagaimanapun takdir menemukan mereka apabila secara tidak sengaja bertembung hingga menyebabkan buku Salina terjatuh."


ok dah...i just want to underline only that part...click
here to read the entire article...

hahaha dah tadde idea lain ke nak memulakan kisah cinta...balik balik story line yg sama gak yg diguna pakai...lelaki dan perempuan bertembung, buku buku terjatuh...kemudian mintak maaf, and then chenta pun mula berputik...

despite i rarely watching malay movies, but i can assure you that i've seen this kind of scene in more than 5 movies...hmm 8 maybe? believe me...

and i guess it is no more than a typical 'boy meets girl' movie...

bukan ape, pelik gak...rerase aku sepanjang lebih dari 23 tahun aku hidup kat dunia ni, x penah sekali pun terjadik incident sebegini kat aku...aku rase kawan2 aku pun x penah mengalami peristiwa camni...dan aku x penah plak menyaksikan adegan sebegini berlaku di depan mataku...

(eh tapi kalau terjadik kat aku pun bes gak...nampak cam romantik je...hahaha...)

andaikata aku berpeluang menonton filem ini nanti, definetely i'll avoiding myself from seeing this scene, that's for sure...

hmm Sembilu 2005...kucfing hell...baru dengar tajuk je dah letih...hehehe...

btw x sabar rasanye nak tengok Sepet...bila la sobat sobatku di Mesia sana nak poskan DVD Sepet kat aku...

Friday, March 19, 2004

"We don't blame the soldiers who arrested them"

American soldiers, as you know, are mostly uneducated...so they dont know better...they were following orders...

Saturday, February 14, 2004

nothing written yet...nothing I have yet to release...

Friday, February 13, 2004

just trying stuff out...

whoa...ni yg buat aku rasa kagum ngan diri aku sendiri nih...hehehe...